Betty Botler bought a bit of bitter butter...

Betty Botler bought a bit of bitter butter.
"Bud." , she said, "This butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter. I should buy some better butter. That would make my batter better."
So she bought some better butter, she put it in the batter, and it made her batter better.
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.